ok my turn.
Last day of school EVER for Bobby The DiZZon. Me starts drinking early noon.
Went to some bars with one of my pike homies and my best friend and his girl. down on Fullertoneezy breezy. went to some bar that had an older crowd.
then asshole mode started kicking in.
" Hey ladies, its St. Patricks day, let the whore inside of you out!"
" Oh my god, were you a Paula Abdul back up dancer? Uhhh no no, Paula Abdul was like waaay cool..."
" man, you are hot. what are you doing talking to this loser?"
" hey, i would make out with you, it looks like you sucked Shreks cock or something. Oh wait, my lips are green too? Ummm no comment. fuck. i lose. Ok, lets just make out. "
" Hey, you damn Kamotos, get your own holiday!"
" I know i'm not wearing green. Pinch me. Noooo not there, down here
"
" Wait a minute, you want me to sing to you and then you'll let me touch your boob? oh...i can lick it? oh ok just the cleavage? man, you really are a slut. Ok! "
" pshhh yeah girl I can dannnce. Lemme dance for you girrrrl. I'm gonna rock Yo BoDy please stay (Dance with me) ! "
" Hey waitress lady. You are wearing a care bear shirt. How about i show you my care bear STARE" ....I then proceed to thrust my hips. don't worry she liked it.
" Yo CUh, I'mma pour a little bit of this green burrr on the grizzound for all my dead leprachauns son. Fa shizzles"