I had a few friends who were involved with the Hawaii Islanders Arena Football cheerleaders and they tried to get me to do it...and for a while I was actually considering it.

My friends ended up dropping out after seeing how big of a joke it was. Apparently you didn't even have to have "dance" experience. Most of the chicks on the team were just a bunch of dumb import models who had no sense of rhythm whatsoever. They just carred pompoms and shook their jugs between plays.

I have faith that you and your squad are nothing like this. I voted for you, and I wish you the best of luck!