[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91
Wait! CNN said he followed her from the store, where at 2:30 AM, she went to get 'cancer sticks' to her home. Then, she said he put a gun to her SIDE and said if she screamed, he would kill her.

Lawdy B. Jesus! See what I mean? So now he followed her....if all the media would get together and tell one story it would be so appreciated by a nosey viewer like me....

Now this is the first I have heard about the cigarettes.

I could write the truth and make it very believable for a measly buck fiddy!


In the whee (altered spelling) hours of Saturday morning a young woman by the name of Ashley Smith discovered she was down to her last cigarette. She often smoked while meditating on God's word.

Ashley decided it was best to go to the 7-11 to purchase more cigarettes before the 4am rush hour of the clubbers. As she was leaving 7-11 at 2:15 she was approached by a young black male fitting the description of the alleged gunman Brian Nichols. He sold her on the idea of how he could save her a small fortune on her cigarettes by switching to Geico. Ashley was very impressed by his presentation and asked him to follow her to her lil mini mansion on the hizzill.

Ashley was a little taken aback when he insisted on using her bathroom. She was hesitant, but she let him in. Once he was inside of her mini mansion he whipped out his gat and told her if she screamed he'd buss a cap in her @&$....... He took his shower, asked her for her pancake recipe and then looked at the table and saw the Holy Bible. Brian wondered why God sent him to 7-11 at a quarter of 12. Brian also wondered why he had to wait two and a half hours for his answer when it hit him.......He didn't know. However, what he did know was that he killed a lot of innocent people and he needed to own up to it. After complying to Brians request of not screaming, Ashley started quoting scriptures to him. He felt pity for her and for the sake of her little girl he let her go. She got on her cell phone with one little icon left due to the fact that it hadn't been charged in a day or so, she was able to get through to the PoPo who is also taking the credit for Brian being captured. I mean after all, if he hadn't gone to the window and saw that there was a cop to practically every door in the complex he never would have broke out the white towel, t-shirt or as of today a single white kleenex tissue and surrendered.

The folks of ATL can now rest assure that because of the quick thinking of Ashley Smith and or Bubba'n'm Peach Tree Street and the surrounding area can go back to life as they know it just peeaachy! .

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