When I broke my foot I gained a bunch of weight. This post office clerk squinted at my stomach, patted her own, and said, "Are you getting fat around the middle?"
I was so surprised I didn't even know what to say, other than, "I am getting fat around the middle, but no, I'm not pregnant." Then she told me about her son's wife's pregnancy. In detail.
hahaha. Then I started using an exercise bike until my cast came off. Thanks post office lady.
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