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Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady
A while ago, I came home from work and I was thinking....I gotta go use it bad....to pull in my drive way to find a Cujo (a big dog). I opened my car door and Cujo attempted to attack me. I am like I gotta go bad, so I called 911 and was like there is a Cujo in my drive attempting to attack me....the operator say Ma'am we have no officers in the vincinity...I can get someone there in 20-30 minutes . We all know 20-30 minutes for the po po is like 2-3 days...so I pulled out Cinnamon, rolled down the window and shot up in the air.....Cujo went scurring away....I got to make it to the Ladies Room just in time.
I ain't Madea's granddaughter first removed by any means
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Please never shoot a gun in the air. If you are ever in this situation again just shoot the dog or aim at a solid wall. Just where do you think that bullet goes after you shot it in the air ?