DISCLAIMER: I am not still interested in any of my ex's its just that I am pissed that they did not remember my birthday. They should have remembered one of the females that have changed them in many ways for the better.
To my first ex-boyfriend: It is truly sad how I had to darn near threaten you to get you to tell me happy birthday. And don't you dare say you forgot because our birthday's are only a week apart sucka!!! You did call me, but it was after I e-mail punked you. And I hope that the "situation" you are going through actually works out this time. Because what you told me before about this "situation" it sounded really stupid therefore I didn't/don't believe you. I hope for your own sake that you were lying to me, because if you were not you are truly a sad man. And I am so happy I am no longer with you now.
To my Second-ex boyfriend: You sorry punk. HOw could you forget my birthday? It is two days before your own?!?!? And when I called you to tell you happy birthday, just being nice, you apologized about forgeting my birthday, but you said what day my birthday was on????!!! If you forgot about my birthday how could you have possibly told me what day it was on??? And please stop telling me you will call me back or that you will call me sometime because we both know it's not gonna happen. I am no longer that 18 year old girl that stilll believes whatever comes out of your mouth. I know you are a liar and you like to say stuff that sounds nice without meaning it. And stop asking people about how i am doing, because they are coming to me and telling me, call me and ask me yourself. DOn't worry I won't catch feelings for you, my current MANfriend has all of my affection and love. I am so glad I am no longer with you.
To the guy I really can't stand but refuse to hate: I don't know why I started a conversation with you the other day. Maybe because I am trying not to hate you anymore, i really don't care if you didn't remember my birthday because you don't matter. I am just trying not to have hate in my heart for anyone. You are still a lame though.
To the guy that calls me every zebra striped moon: Call me!!! I want to know if you are alive and how u are doing.
To my MANfriend: I love you and thank you for being who you are. Also thank you for loving me and standing by me. Thank you for being a MAN and not a little boy like the other one's were.
