ROTFL! My husband's best friend and his fiancee hired a seamstress and a guitarist for their wedding; they didn't know anything about either one. The fiancee gave her the patterns and material to make slinky red dresses for her bridesmaids.
Half an hour before the wedding, the seamstress gave Karen the dresses--with Santa Claus fur sewn onto the necks and cuffs! She said she couldn't resist doing it.
The guitarist told them not to worry about what he'd play when she went down the aisle, that they'd love it. He plunked out "Here Comes the Bride" with one finger as she proceeded down the aisle.
This is why we're checking out the vendors we don't know!