If a girl is wearing hooker boots, then I wear the jimmy hat. Otherwise, it's like showering with your socks on. I heard if you're rich enough you can have a condom made from penises so it's super sensitive, but that I do not know for sure.
-Rudey
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Originally posted by AKA_Monet
Rudey,
I'm gonna havta agree with ms_gywn heerah... Even flip flops my not be enuf for you become all green beneath...
I hope it is not mossy... Hey, but some girls are into that grass friction thing... You'd never know...
And Cash, Sweetheart,
I skeeriousssly doubt you need to worry about hot chicks leaving YOU for ANY brothaman 'cuz of the way your fuck em...
NOT all brothaman have it like that... Even if they make you think they do... And SOME brothamen, big like Barry Bonds, have little ones, and that's why their wives (spelled plurally) be leaving them...
But you REALLY REALLY need to rethink your mantra of the "no condom usage" clause... I mean, they do make these "french tickler" ones that glow in the dark and when you want to hit the G-spot just right... And if you don't like latex, they make nitrile ones now...
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