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Here is a story of a woman trying to hit on me.
This isn't really a pick up line per se, but I think the story is funny nonetheless.
There was a woman who ran a newsstand and also sold snacks (potato chips, Hostess cakes, Little Debbies, etc.) in a building where one of my clients worked.
Anyhow, everytime I would pass by her newsstand, she would stop me and try to butter me up hoping I would take her out on a date. I would politely decline, saying that she was too good for me (Actually, I didn't find her very attractive and didn't think there was any real chemistry between us, but that's another story...)
So one morning when I passed her newsstand, she stopped me and offered to take me to dinner, her treat. I said, "Would you really do that for me?" She smiled and said, "Yes."
I then took a Slim Jim, a bag of potato chips, and a Dolly Madison carrot cake, said, "Thanks. Next time, my place. Holla." and I walked off. She never stopped me after that.
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