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Re: I need help
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Originally posted by Rudey
I had sex with the 9,999,999th girl in my life. My matress broke. My bro don't know what to do about it. We make noise. Lots and lots of noise. Who wants to see the hooker he had sex with? Anyway my dick turned green. Bitches gave me green dick. You know you got it bad when it turns green. And I think I roughed her up a little. I gave her bruises and stuff and she left bite marks all over my body. The sex went on for 99 hours. I think that is why I am green. So anyway after I get green dick, I bang this slut that used to be in a sorority and is all drugged out. It was so good. Can the girls on Greekchat please feign the fact that they care and come up with an elaborate solution to my problem?
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Toot some blow and do it again, brah!
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