craig,
Honey, you need to set your standards a little higher. Do I sense a pattern? You need to look for more the just a cute little blonde that can shake her skinny butt.

I mean, come on do you pick these women solely for having a good story to tell?
My god, even you deserve better than being screwed over every other week

Anyhow, I think you are smarter than you realize. But do not under estimate the power of a girl's manipulation.