"Scouts?"
Slap Shot
"I can't jump!"
"What do you mean, you can't jump?"
(pause)
"I can't swim!"
(laughs)
"Swim? Hell, the jump alone is going to kill you!"
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
"I'll have what she's having!"
When Harry Met Sally
We were out with two other couples last month, and one of the other women ordered exactly what I was going to order. When it came to my turn, I quoted the above, and the waitress lost it!
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"He who is not busy being born is busy dying." Bob Dylan
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