[Rudey]

Rent the movie Cocktails. Make sure it's on DVD and not VHS, because nobody likes outdated poor people.

Make her cookies. Girls love to be treated like slobs and it's a well-known fact that cookies put them in the mood.

Have sex with her and make sure the movie is still going and that you can still eat cookies.

So basically if you ever ask why a girl doesn't like you, what you should do when a girl has a boyfriend but you want her, how to have sex with a girl with bladder problems...well this solves it!

-Rudey