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Originally posted by OrangeMoon
OKLAHOMA CITY - Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson's courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted that some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench.
The explanation, investigators say, is even stranger than some imagined: The judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.
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Ewwwwwww
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::falling slap out::
I guess that brings new meaning to "handing down a verdict."
Ba da bump! Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week. Tip your waitress.
