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Originally posted by ZTAngel
YES. There was this girl I hated in high school who was popular only because her brother was the football star of our school. He was a senior when the girl and me were freshman. She thought she was cool and better than everyone else. But she looked like a horse. Seriously. She had a really long face, huge teeth, and tiny eyes. She was really tall and broad just like her brother (and a horse) except the body type looked a lot better on him. My friends and I nicknamed her "Mrs. Ed" and we would mumble a "NEIGHHHHHHH" or we'd start singing the theme to Mr. Ed whenever she was around.
She milked her brother's reputation for all 4 years of high school. I hear that she dropped out of community college and is now waitressing at a restaurant in the town where I grew up. I've thought about stopping by the restaurant just so I can laugh at her but that would mean I'd have to see her and looking at her makes me vomit so I think I'll pass.
On that note, did anyone go to school with someone that was popular just because everyone else was scared of him/her? There was a girl at my school that was constantly beating up people for no reason. She threatened to beat up my friend Jared because she claimed that he gave her a dirty look one time. My senior year, she went ballistic on me in the school parking lot because she stepped in front of my car and while swerving to avoid killing her, I gave her this look like "you idiot". She got invited to all the parties and hung out with the popular group because, as I was told, they were afraid that she was going to hurt them if they didn't let her hang out with them.
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Loved your post, ZTAngel.
I feel ya on that popular person just because they could kick everyone's ass. A friend of mine, his name is Beau Jordan, was exactly that. I knew this kid since we were young. He was scrony as shit, but then one year he got big as fuck. I mean he went from looking like a cracked out version of Marc Anthony to looking like The Rock in less than 6 months. Now, I'm sure most of it was because he was juicing but genetics play a part in it as well. His dad was big as fuck but everyone knew he juiced (this was before i even thought about doing it). Anyhow, he could beat everyone's ass in my school and everyone knew it including him. I used to beat his ass all the time when we were younger but somewhere along the line I got nice and stopped. Thank God. We were still friends and are to this day. The guy was in 10th grade and weighed 240lbs and was about 6'2. The bitch was huge. Him and my cousin Leah dated all through highschool. The only guy who actually got in a fight with him in our school was another friend of mine named Mike Roll. These were the two baddest bitches around. They didnt give a fuck about anything. I remember the morning it happened....it was in what we called "the commons" which was where everyone chilled in between classes and before school started. I was known for getting up on the podiums in that area and talking to our school before the day started. Usually it was just mindless bullshit about where and when parties were going to take place during the weekend or pre-pep rally parties/poster parties or whatever. If something was happening I had a hand in it and told everyone where to go....only now do I realize how long I've actually been a promoter
Anyhow, one morning, I'm up there telling all these peeps where to go that night since it was Friday and Mike yelled out "Not right now, Craig Mac" (I had several nick names being the pimp I was) and then Beau yelled out, "Yea nigga, these bitches need to dip" and all of a sudden I saw them walking toward each other and then they started swinging. Beau got nailed on lip and his shit was split while mike got his eyebrow cut and eye swolled shut before it was broke up. I was up there acting smokey from friday when he saw miss-parker's ass. Anyhow, it was probably the 2nd best fight in real life Ive ever seen in front of me. The best was one I was actually in between Pike and Sigma Chi at UF. There had to have been 80 guys fighting at the height of it. Both frats ended up crashing the same club at the same time and it wasnt good. I was a freshman and I loved it. This was Fall of 98'. Its sucks though, a few month later more brothers got in a fight and 2 of them died.
-BTW, on Mrs. Ed......that kind of shit worries me about having a kid with a tall chick. If I have a daughter one day I dont want her to end up being Mrs. Ed.
