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This is my 1st post, I was reading the seriousness of this topic and I figured I had this joke that would lighten up the mood in this room. I hope you all enjoy it.
One day a SIGMA arrived in heaven and God greeted him at the gate and
welcomed him into his new home. God led him to a blue track home with a
white roof that was surrounded by pretty flowers. The SIGMA knew he was
in heaven and was so pleased.
The next day a KAPPA arrived in heaven and God greeted him at the gate
to take him to his new home. God brought him to a cute Creme ranch style
home with a Crimson roof that had sugar canes all around and even stained
glass pictures of kanes on the windows. The KAPPA loved it and thanked
God and went in to enjoy his new home.
The next day an OMEGA arrived in heaven and God greeted him and took him
to his purple mansion with a gold roof. There were beautiful and
elaborate pit bulls and great Danes everywhere in the neighboring fields
and the OMEGA loved it!
Then all of a sudden the ALPHA looked up the mountain and saw sitting
on its peak the most beautiful palace he had ever seen! This BLACK
palace had an OLD GOLD roof and roaming all about were elegant and
distinctive men with with much class. In the driveway were BLACK
Mercedes and there were BMW's with OLD GOLD leather interior. A pair of
BLACK and OLD GOLD Bentley's were parked in the garage that had ALPHA PHI ALPHA
on the tags and elaborately written across the front of the
palace were the words ALPHA PHI ALPHA. The OMEGA got all rude and
started yelling, "WHY DO THE ALPHA'S" have that huge palace!! That's
not fair.
God turned to him and said, "Brother Man, that's MY house, I am ALPHA"!!!!
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