Hotep Brothers. Rudey, Brother Supreme has relayed a "cyber kite" to the Nation to inform us to monitor you giving out the secret recipe for the bean pie. Rudey, granted the colors of the Illini are a bit odd but Yakub has given you the wisdom to know better than to vent like you did. As as result you have earned a consequence and will be served w/a bundle of "Alpha Call" papers which you are to EAT should you fail to sell to members of the entire NPHC Family. Bro. Captain Pluto X(Que too, so be careful) has set the deadline for the sale to be by the end of the week at 1906 hours. This is for informational purpose only.
