There are no remains of any influential LXA buried on the Gamma Zeta property...nope...not a single one. So don't bother looking...cause you won't find any. Nope, there are no part of the remains of any LXA which headquarters doesn't know about located within the property of the former Gamma Zeta. There is absolutely nothing buried underneath the house during the additions in the 30's and 40's.
There are no secrets under the house....not a single one....nothing special there....so don't bother looking.
Nope, there is no secret passed on from ritualist to ritualist, year to year, about something special and secret located on the former Gamma Zeta property.
*whistles*