Of course I've never been a celebrity, but there are those who crave the spotlight and stop at nothing to give the paparazzi something to feed on. Smoking your cigarette on a hotel patio with no makeup on and walking barefoot into a yucky gas station bathroom are some of these examples (HI BRITNEY).

The last time Christina was in town a couple of years ago, she was dating one of her back up dancers (the one with the corn rows), glad to know she's finally found the one and she's keeping herself out of the tabloiods.

No need for eye rolling at all, indeedy. We should all be so lucky.