[PhDiva]

Whitney, Whitney, Whitney - I'm sure you could afford the "Betty Ford Treatment Center" or at least a 12-step meeting since you think "Crack is Whack". And for goodness sake, pay attention to your daughter. No child belonging to you and Bobby should be that overweight unless she's dealing with stress by overeating.

DMX - Brotha, you have my prayers. Chile, posing as a federal agent and found with cocaine...What the hell is going on man?? You are now the "Holy Water Candidate of the Week"

Lil Jon and Anthony Hamilton - if you ain't gon' comb your hair, at least comb that nappy beard. Your stuff looks like taco meat.

Usher - honey, you can dance, you can sing but you still look like Alice the Goon from Popeye. All the money in the world can't change that critical fact.

JLo - honey you know if Selena had lived, you'd be eating Top Ramen on a futon with the first husband. Recognize heifa that your success is only relative to the growth in the Latino community. You have no talent but the entertainment industry needs a Latina starlett to capitalize on your folks spending power. Any minute your gravy train is going to run dry and Skeletor (Marc Anthony) is going to drop you like a bad habit like he did with his first wife.

Condi Rice - you have our ancestors spinning in their grave. You even slipped and called GW your "husband' Have you lost your damn mind? You getting caught up in the gov't's treachery and you are going to get burned. Ask the brotha who was doing security at the Watergate Hotel and dropped a dime on the Nixon's crew. He ain't worked a day in his life since. After Bush and Cheney are done with you, you gon' wish for your Black Community Pass back.

PhDiva