Hotep Brothers. Dear Mr. Cooper, GOOD NEWS! You can forward my billing fee of $1906 toward THE MLK MEMORIAL PROJECT. Should you have any strange feelings deemed worthy of therapeutic intervention I will only handle an emergency case. Do not worry, because since you are a habitual "KKKutter" I will consider you to be a primary concern of mine. OK? Remember, NO sharp objects (ie plastic/metal tableware of forks, knives, spoons etc.) I suggest you embrace your natural ways and tendency and use your hands and feet as your ancestors once did. I have included such a recommendation in your Individual Treatment Plan and will have it presented at your next KKKlinical staffing. Please be sure to sign off on your treatment plan. Just make sure your hands are clean of your you-know-what. I like my paperwork CLEAN. Ok?
