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90% of boys I know named Jason should gouge their eyeballs out with a spork
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Wow, I agree.
100% of the guys I've dated have been assholes
75% of the guys I've dated have been Greek.
I'm 5ft, 98% of the adults I know are taller than me.
I'm 20% thinner than I was when I was a senior in highschool
When I work substituting at the daycare center I change an average of 50 diapers a day