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The show seriously sucks this year. I haven't been watching regularly, but last night I kept wondering what exactly is so interesting about any of these people that we want to watch their boring ass dates.
First of all, she only likes John Paul Ringo for his money and because his mom is a gracefully aging Trixie. Dude lives in Oklahoma -- WTF? Also, sure Ryan's parents talked about Thailand a lot, but WTF? She was the biggest brat at that dinner -- OMG STOP TALKING ABOUT THAILAND TALK ABOUT MEEEEEEE I'M SO AWESOME MEEEEE IT'S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEE! I was relieved that for once they weren't all talking about her and whether they're all In This For The Right Reasons, which frankly is boring as hell.
She should be able to keep Wendell as the gay best friend. He'd be a perfect gay best friend. Of the dudes left, Jerry is the only one who is remotely attractive.
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-Ken Harrelson
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