I can honestly say that I'm enjoying these responses so far.

But still...everytime I'm at a club with my cousin Lori--none of the guys pay any attention to me. Lori's a bit on the heavier side... and her Cheech & Chong are the size of Mount Everest (seriously--her strapless bra is the size of my butt)...and my twins don't even come close to hers.