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Originally posted by honeychile
Which gives me a good excuse to trot out one of my favorite jokes:
The second grade teacher is trying to get her class to respect other cultures, so she asks the kids to bring symbols of their religion to school with them the next day. They take turns showing their items.
"My name is Mohammed. I'm a Muslim, and this is my prayer rug."
"My name is Mary Margaret. I'm a Roman Catholic, and this is my crucifix."
"My name is David. I'm Jewish, and this is my Star of David."
"My name is Sally Jo. I'm a Southern Baptist, and this is my casserole."
(I've heard Presbyterian substituted for Baptist, btw, but I think they're both true!)
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As
aurora_borealis will attest, the last can also subsitute "Lutheran" and "jell-o"
We love the jell-o.