Where to start...
One night my sisters and I decide to drink on the sorority floor before going out. Well me being the light weight I am, get a little more tipsy before everyone else does, and decide that I need to see the guy that I just broke up with. So I take off...RUNNING from my dorm, downtown and into his fraternity house. Mind you had I had 4 sisters running after me, yelling for me to stop and trying to catch me. Somehow make it up the stairs and his door is closed. Tell his one brother who is sitting in the hall, rather loudly that I know a girl is in there. He opens the door to a room full of friends. Don't recall what was said, but needless to say I did not stop there. I proceed to jump over a brick wall (don't ask how) and run again from my sisters to a different fraternity house looking for a friend. I bump into him and his new girlfriend (whom I had not met yet) and proceed to introudce myself (with slurred speech of course) and told her that I saw his boxers once, but that we were just friends (mind you these were boxers not on him and were given as a formal present to the guys). Finally a sister catches up and drags me away apaologizing for me and telling them not to listen. I take off then, yet again. This time end of up some random porch with three guys I don't know talking about milking cows (I was a pre vet major at the time), but this guys were taking it rather pervertedly much to my oblivious self. There all my sisters found me, and finally took me home. My sisters always say now that I was the fastest little drunk they ever met...
At a social one night, a blue drink was made (I to this day have no idea what it was) and it tasted so good, I downed several. I finally asked what it was and was informed it was "Smurf Piss." Well as we go to leave the social that night and make our way home, me and some sisters are walking toward the campus bus, and the whole way there I proceed to yell to anyone passing by that I drank Smurf Piss, much to my sisters embarassment. And then once we get on the bus, which did not have cloth seats, I want to sit alone on the huge row of seats tha lines the back of the bus, and at each turn I proceed to slide off. I still get teased about drinking Smurf Piss.
At the quietest point in our initation cermony, there I am being initiated and my belly lets go of the loudest grumbling noise you ever wanted to hear. The chapter president trys to no avail to proceed with the cermony without laughing...and then every year after that, it happened again. Same part in the ceremony. Tried everything, eating right before, eating a while before, not eating, etc...nothing worked...it was a running joke to see how loud my belly would be each year...
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