Well I would say diamonds, because thats like money

but thats not the point of the thread.
I would say a nanny/maid service. Being nine months pregnant, coaching softball, working full time, and being the cook and cleaner of a brand new 2 story house is starting to make me a little less than friendly, but when I look at the fact I am having a baby girl, have a job, and a new house, its not that bad.
More importantly after I drop this load, it can dispense Crown Royal and Coca Cola!