Okay...this one just happend last night. There is a girl in my dorm, lets call her Janice. She looks exactly like this other girl "Tiffany" from my Home town. Espically after a few beers and when its dark, and when I've been crushing cans on my head, not wearing my clases. But mostly because I've had a few beers. Anyway,"Janice" and I have always talked about going to the same party; we have a different group of friends besides each other. So I see "Tiffany" there, and think "Janice" finaly got her act together I was like "Hey giiiirrrrrlllll" and started dancing with her. This quite set her aback, as she knows me as a quiet type of guy. Heh. Anyway I was like "Janice, you finally came." And she was like "uh....I'm Tiffany" so I explained the situation as best I could. She forgave, much to my surprise. She must used to dealing with drunks.
Then I won sympathy points because I asked her if I had a red mark on my forhead. She said no, why?? And I said "I tried to crush a beer can on my head like John Belushi" she cracked up.
The end.