[Lil_G]

Originally posted by Lil_G:
Holy shit d,
I can't believe there was anymore to that story, it must be legendary around your house.

Here's an embarrassing story that happened at my high school commencement the year after I graduated. The friday night we were all shootin' the shit at a freind's house, doing a little pre-drinking before we went out to hit the bars. I had been pounding the beers pretty fast so that when I got to the bar I was already drunk. After a few more drinks I started to get get glossy-eyed and eventually passed out at the table. I woke up to see some people laughing at me, and realized I needed to use the urinal.

After successfully urinating without splashback I made a bad choice in washing my hands because when I turned on the tap the water went all over my shirt. There wasn't a hot air drier to dry my shirt with, so I had to make my way across the bar hoping that no one looked at my shirt. I almost made it until I tripped over my chair making a complete ass out of myself. At that point, these chicks who were with my freinds said awww did he puke on himself? And because I couldn't produce coherent words I couldn't tell anyone that it was only water...

Luckily it wasn't much longer when I left home with my twin brother and next door neighbor in a cab. I was really drunk at this point, not making any sense at all. A couple kilometers from my house we got out of the cab because my brother and freind thought I was gonna puke. At this point I couldn't even walk, in fact I was zig zagging all the way home.
After making it home my brother and I got some food and then went to bed, except that I decided to watch some t.v. I geuss it had been turned up pretty loud because my dad came out and woke me up (which he told me the following dinner that I was naked, passed out on the couch).

Anyways, the following night was the commencement ceremony. As we got there I noticed some of our freinds (who were a year younger than us) were the ushers (including the chick who thought I puked on myself). We were called out in alphabetical order and since my neigbor was a little before me, he and a couple other guys decided to yell out ZIG ZAG as I walked on the stage. All the guys were laughing their asses off while everyone else had no idea what the hell was going on...

btw, kev you gotta come up with something better than that