[Billy Optimist]

Originally posted by sigmagrrl:
In high school, we're all sitting in the library and it's during finals, all intense, you know? So, I sneeze and blow the BIGGEST FART out my butt and everyone turns and stares right at me and all I say is "What?" THEY DIED!!!

Also, in college, we were working in the cafeteria. Busy, busy time. The girl in my intern group yells across the cafeteria to my TA, "Hey, do you want me to 69 this gravy or do you want to do it?" when she meant 86 the gravy!! He yelled back "What you do on your own time is none of OUR business!" WE ALL PEED OUR PANTS and everyone in the cafeteria laughed at her! She was HIGHLY embarassed!

ROTFLMAO LOL LLOLOLOLOL