The Drama Queen: Somehow she is involved in EVERY ounce of drama, and she is ALWAYS the one who gets screwed and it's never her fault.

The slushwhore: the one you have to take care of every night, reminding her of who she has already gone home with , convince her that the 40 year old man who is hitting on her DOES NOT look like Tom Cruise with a beard, and that NO another "wicky wacky woo (drink)" will NOT make her feel better about being dumped by her last one night stand.