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Originally posted by 33girl:
OK, an ABSOLUTE necessity...
a sweet guy (not necessarily a bf) to accompany you to functions & formals, who gets along with your sisters, won't get too rowdy, and won't piss you off.
Too bad you can't buy those at Tiffany's!! 
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Ok ok! As a part time sweet guy (I moonlight on weekends), and in my attempts to organize all of us into a union so we can get more respect (I feel like Rodney Dangerfield), I resent that comment
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Accompany . . . conditions . . . sounds like we aren't a necessity but rather an accessory! Because ofcourse we need to match your outfit also.
If you don't take us more seriously, us sweet guys (the meek that have been promised the earth), might go on strike and break all the rules
:
1. We won't talk until 2am (yet again) about the boy that's been mean to you forever.
2. We'll tell you are not doing the right thing and things won't be ok.
3. We'll answer that the black cocktail dress makes you look like you gained 10 pounds . . . twenty minutes before your formal.
4. We'll sart dating all your friends and available sisters (family included).
And just to be fair . . .
Necessities that a guys needs(in no particular order):
1. Grill
2. Long sharp objects
3. A car stereo more expensive than the car
4. Every item or piece of paper we have ever come across in our lives hoarded like a pack rat.
5. Tools (even if don't know how to use them)
6. Road maps (because we can't ask for directions)
7. a Remote control . . .
Did I miss anything?
[This message has been edited by James (edited December 26, 2000).]
[This message has been edited by James (edited December 26, 2000).]