[honeychile]

If my mother & brother would read this, they'd both say, "Amateurs!" They've been vying for Klutz of the Year for so long, I thought my brother's name was AP when I was a little girl (AP for Accident Prone - it was put on his report card!).

The two of them have fallen in display windows, fracturing their skulls and/or landing on the claw of a hammer.

My brother has been snake bitten so many times, he looks as if he has freckled arms! He's gotten fish hooks in his fingers and nose, and tripped while carrying (laundry, hot coffee, stacks of papers, a sick Doberman, an injured cat, etc). He's turned on Christmas lights while having his thumb in an empty socket.

My mother's dog yelps when she walks within a foot of his paws, she's stepped on the little guy so many times. She has also "forgotten" to use a pot holder to take things out of the oven, put the oven on 500° to warm up some rolls, and has done a half gainer coming out of a restaurant.

Both fall or miss steps so often, it's not worth mentioning. And I know that I'm leaving out a lot!