"get A Life University"
****************ALL MEN****************THIS IS IMPORTANT*************ALL MEN**********
Enroll now!!!! TWO NEW DEGREE PROGRAMS ARE BEING OFFERED AT
"GET A LIFE UNIVERSITY"
Program: "Becoming a Real Man" (Program designed by, of course, WOMEN!)
That's right, within six trimesters, you too can be on your way to becoming a real man as well as earn an AA Degree (Almost A Real Man) and/or BA Degree (Being A Real Man). Please take a moment to look over the program outline:
FIRST YEAR AUTUMN SCHEDULE:
Men 101: Combating Stupidity
Men 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
Men 103: PMS - Learn When To Keep Your Mouth Shut
Men 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Underthings for Christmas
WINTER SCHEDULE:
Men 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
Men 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
Men 112: Parenting: It Doesnt End with Conception
Eat 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
Eat 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook TOO II
Econ 001A: What's Hers is Hers
SPRING SCHEDULE:
Men 120: How NOT to Act Like a Jerk When You're Wrong
Men 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
Men 122: You, The Weaker Sex
Men 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
SECOND YEAR AUTUMN SCHEDULE:
Sex 101: You CAN Fall Asleep Without It
Sex 102: Morning Dilemna: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
Men 201: How to Stay Awake After Sex
Men 202: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
Electives (See Electives Below)
WINTER SCHEDULE:
Men 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
Men 211: How To Not Act Younger than Your Children
Men 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
Men 213: Honestly, You Dont Look Like Tom Cruise or Denzel Washington, esp When Naked
Men 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important!
SPRING SCHEDULE:
Men 220: Omitting &%*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail only)
Men 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
Men 222: Real Men Ask For Directions
Men 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging Is NOT Considered Foreplay
Men 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important 2
ELECTIVES:
Eat 101: Cooking with Tofu
Eat 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
Eat 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
Men 231: Mothers-in-Law
Men 232: Appear to Be Listening
Men 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
Econ 101B: Cheaper to Keep Her (Must Pass)
THIRD YEAR - REPETITION AND MASTERY OF FIRST YEAR'S COURSE PROGRAM
FOURTH YEAR - REPETITION AND MASTERY OF SECOND YEAR'S COURSE PROGRAM
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