[Rain Man]

Little did I know that after winning the 2001 Greekchat Oscars with co-recipients Original Ape and Bobby Earl for Most Witty Male did I realize that sharing the stage with him in accepting the award was nothing short of a Source Award moment waiting to happen

Here is a classic Bobby Earl v. Rain Man moment.

Topic: Nupe vs. Kappa


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Originally posted by Rain Man
Bobby Earl, was that insult really necessary?

A simple "It's a long story" would have sufficed. It was neither necessary nor justifiable to slam someone like that the way you did.

Since you hold founder Elder Watson Diggs in such high regard, I bet you wouldn't have done that if he was behind you watching you as type the response you did.

Now you know why people don't respect Greeks, b/c Greeks don't respect people (or themselves). This is a prime example.

So much for Greeks setting the example and being our future leaders of tomorrow.....


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Originally posted by Bobby Earl

GREEK CHAT,

I've been a little busy. Sorry it took me so long to handle this dude.


A SIMPLE "LONG STORY" suffices for you, because you are not a DAMN nupe. It's amazing how many "Wanna be" kappas can tell you how and what you should do or say.

AGAIN, it was a DUMB question. If he really wants to know what the difference is between a kappa and a nupe, he can pledge and find out. Or he can go to an interest meeting, red light special, or party and pretend that he is one (like you). Either way, if you have not been on that wall, then the answer to the question is none of your business!

As far your cheap rhetor about Greeks, it is not my fault that the brothers at OSU, or wherever you went to school, didn't let you kross the sandz. GROW UP! DEAL WITH IT! MOVE ON... RAINBOY! That's right, I called you a boy, because a man would mind his own damn business.

Also, people do respect greeks. If they didn't respect greeks, there wouldn't be little busters like you riding the jocks of every frat in Greek Chat. I bet you go to the internet and the library everyday to find out how much more information you can learn about a FRAT that will never accept your little fairy __.

BUT ON A GOOD NOTE, THERE IS A KAPPA SWEETHEART LINE KOMING OUT IN THE SUMMER, I CAN PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU, OK?

Originally posted by Rain Man
Ok, Bobby Earl, let's duel!

Responses by paragraph:

P1: It's not about whether or not you are a NUPE or Kappa! It's about representing your frat as a gentleman and as a diplomatic future leader of tomorrow, not like some flip-mouthed ghetto-ized gang member. C'mon now don't even use your frat in such a low-down dirty manner to justify such childish behavior. You are much smarter than that. I know that you were not taught to represent Kappa in that manner. But then again you may have dozed off during that session. You gotta come to me a little better than that.

P2: Why is it that Greeks can preach discretion but not practice it themselves? Even if it was a dumb question, you should have had the maturity as a Greek to tactfully respond. Hence, you threw all sense of DISCRETION out of the window. BTW, one criteria of KAP is MATURITY!

P3: Who says that I have a chip in my shoulder about the OSU Kappas? I did not, not do I now have an issue with the OSU Kappas. Now I did have an issue with the Central State Kappas b/c they didn't do ANYTHING productive while on campus servicewise. They just thought they could charm and bulljive their way through school while riding on the coattails of CSU President Arthur Thomas, a Kappa (who got fired by the end of the year for not TCBing) and Sean Henry, then Student Gov't President, also a Kappa. But that's another story altogether. So believe it or not, my experiences with the Kappas are HISTORY!!!

P4: SO WHAT? Even if it is true, the only benefit you will get from knowing this is some cheap bragging rights. So what's your point?

P5: Gee, Wally, I mean Bobby Earl, wouldja do that for me? That would be SWELL!!!

*Rain Man walks offstage shaking head and laughing at this whole scene*

WHATEVA!!