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Originally posted by HBADPi
Actually Bobby's just being ghetto and what he's REALLY talking about is smoking some hookers  .
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Ok here is the story behind that. HBadpi only lives down the street from me. so we kick it from time to time. well one day we are talking on AIM and i tell her she should come over because we just got two hookas. she thought i meant me and my fraternity brothers bought two HOOKERS. and that hooka was just some ghetto slang term that my gangsta ass uses. here is how the conversation went.
Me: Yo yo yo homie. check it out, you gotta come over to the house later. we just got two hookas!!!!
hbadpi: WHAT!? You guys bought two hookas!? what are you insane? how much?
me: oh dude, we got them cheap. it was like a two for one deal homie.
hbadpi:
WHAT! Where did you get them from? TJ?!?
me: they have hookas in TJ? nah man, we got them from Ebay
hbadpi: WHAT! you bought two hookas from EBAY!
me: uhhh yeah...
hbadpi: ummm how many of your bros will be there?
me: i don't know about 10-12 of us?
hbadpi: OK DUDE. ummm i'm going to be the only girl there...
me: nah man, we usually have other chicks joining us
hbadpi: ok you guys, a bunch of GIRLS!? and two dirty hookas?
me: dude they arent dirty, we just bought them. we bought about 5 different flavors too so it shold be fun to smoke em.
hbadpi: ummm and when you say smoking, you mean f*cking them right?
me: no dude. i mean smoke them. you are one weird chick
hbadpi: no...you are one weird dude