I think Theo got pulled because the general student body was about to revolt. His column topics included stuff like "I had a party last weekend and someone stole my Tony Sachere's," or "Girls who have been shacking and you see going home early in rumpled clothes"
In every column however, he had one phrase translated into spanish and said "for my latin american friends." It just wasn't funny after the first time.
TigerGirl - LOL. What kind of bag was it? Was it at least a Kate Spade