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1) Constantine - uh, no - thank you for applying.
2) Hippo..... - whatever his drummer was named - uh, big no.
3) Toni Braxton needs to beat the isht outta that guy if he really is her cousin. I have never heard anyone NOT sing the first syllable of every word. Scary. Truly.
4) Do not go on camera and talk about how you will go triple platinum with your 48 albums - you really sound pathetic.
5) Mary scared me - no kidding. The hair on the back of my neck stood up when she said "would you like to hear one of my other voices - I have lots" -- seriously people! I did a few weeks interning in a schizo ward and she really needs professional help. (And I won't even GO THERE to talk about her cosmetology dream.)
6) Selling your rings - uh, no - I would have to ditch the karaoke machine before my rings. She is a cute girl (bumpkin hubby though!) and she sings okay, but not a star (yet....)
7) LOVE the girl who is a single-mom (although she shouldn't use Manomasia as a role model - her album hasn't done so hot yet) - she is absolutely gorgeous and really sings well.
8) And last but CERTAINLY not least -- I am off to go shopping. I saw a *real* classy lady last night in a beautiful black dress (or parts of a dress anyway), and some to-die-for jewels. But what really got the look going for me was the Wal-Mart clip in the top of her head. And to think that she said you didn't need money to dress like you had money -- she is an inspiration to trailer-park women all over the world (oh, and PS to this - must say the fat roll hanging out the back was the best accessory).
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