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Whatever you do, do not get married before 9 am. Because that's just too damn early! For everyone involved!
And make sure you have a long limo ride (at least 5 mins) between the ceremony and the reception so you can seal your vows with the ceremonial deflowering in the back seat.
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It's gonna be a hootenanny.
Or maybe a jamboree.
Or possibly even a shindig or lollapalooza.
Perhaps it'll be a hootshinpaloozaree. I don't know.
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