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				Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu  
I drive a '95 Volvo 850 which is both quite stylish and gets me a lot of middle management compliments.  Everyone wants to drive the Volvo and restructure the organization from the ground up.  Not that I blame them. 
 
Who wants to hear about my white trash wedding?  Coors Light in the can in coolers on the back deck, and my bridesmaids will wear dirty white flip flops with NASCAR tshirts (ripped and then tied up in the back to bear midriffs, of course.)  Everyone will love my wedding. 
			
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 if you drive a volvo (or subaru for that mattter) there's pretty good odds on your white trash wedding happening with another woman.
just saying.