The sorority girl staple:
Drink a beer!
Drink a beer!
Drink a beer like a XXX can!
If you can't drink a beer like a XXX can, then what the hell you doin with a beer in your hand?!?!
And I would like to state for the record that my sorority does not promote drinking for anyone under the age of 21 and we certainly do not promote drinking excessively, only in moderation.