I understand and can respect that if you don't want to disclose.
I sleep fine at night, the last thing on my mind (and hopefully on yours) is the random threads that people post on an internet chat board...
Hey, at least I got you laughing, so we are both amused at this ridiculous bickering
Attack me if you like, but I can't walk on eggshells with everyone when they are oversensitive to greek chat comments. So I can't promise that things I say won't offend you in the future, but I can warn you to ask questions before ranting and making a fool out of yourself again.

mkay?
off topic, if you're in bed with a guy, does talking dirty offend you too?
(ok, maybe that was pressing some buttons, but I still think you need to chill out)