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One time I saw this cool guy playing with a tooth pick in his mouth. He'd flip it around and it was like he was the master of tooth picks.
Anyway, flash forward a couple weeks later. I too had the chance to do this. I flipped it around, cut my tongue, but finally mastered it.
Sometimes if i see a hot girl I put a toothpick in my mouth and shape it into a tiny red heart. Girls love that. I'll let you figure out why.
But I don't do it too often in public. I don't want people thinking I'm blue collar or anything. If anything, when I wear blue shirts, I wear them with white collars and cuffs.
-Rudey
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