A blonde and a brunette are on an elevator w/ a man. When the man gets off on his floor the brunette comments that he needed head and shoulders. The blonde replied "I know how you give head, but how do you give shoulders?" Stupid, yeah I know.
Here's a somewhat trashy/mean one. No one be offended. A woman w/ no legs or arms is laying on the beach. When a very handsome young man walks by, she calls him over. She tells him she's so embarrased b/c she's never been kissed before and wondered if he would do her the honor. He replies "sure." After they kiss for awhile, she says ya know I've never been F*%#ed, would you mind? He again replies "sure." He then picks her up walks to the ocean waves and throws her in the water and say, "there. Now you're f&%*ed."
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