Three men are standing before Saint Peter at Heaven's Gates.
Peter asks each one whether he was unfaithful to his wife.
The first one replies, "well yes a lot."
St. Peter issues him a compact car and he drives into heaven.
The second one replies, "Very seldom."
He gets a mid sized sedan and drives off.
The third one replies, "Never in 40 years of marriage."
St. Peter is impressed and gives him Rolls Royce.
2 Days later the first two guys run across the third crying on a curb. "what's wrong" they ask, "Heaven's Great you have an awesome car . . .?"
The third guy responds, "I just saw my wife, she went by on a pair of roller skates!"
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