Noone has posted on this thread in exactly a year, but I thought I would revive it.
Three nuns are at the gate to heaven, and St. Peter says they must each answer a question before getting it.
He asks the first one "What was the name of the first woman?"
"Eve," she replies, and the gates open for her.
He asks the second one "Where did she live?"
"The garden of Eden," she answers, and the gates open for her.
The third one was Mother Superior, so her question was a little harder, "What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?"
"Hmmm..." she says, "That's a hard one..."
--and the gates open for her.
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