[Rudey]

I hear that the snootiest
fraternities set up shop
at junior colleges. This
is the kind snoot in the
hierarchy of fraternities.
The queen snoot of
fraternities, however, is
the one where certain
members become awful
alumni and speak in
tongues while burning
crosses (a symbol from
their crests that also
serves to illustrate their
hate for "ethnic ones".