A blond decides to try horseback riding,even thought she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse innediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace,but the blond begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.
The horse gallops along seeming unaware of it's slipping rider. Finally giving up her frail grip,she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
Her head is being battered against the ground,she is mere moments from unconsciousness when to her great fortune....
The Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off!
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