Pretty tasteless but funny nonetheless
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight, and tomorrow your wish will come true!" Billy says, "O.k. mommy" and goes to sleep. The next morning Billy wakes up screaming "Mommy, I'm still blind! My wish didn't come true!!" The mother answers "I know, April Fools!"
What dos Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
-A blind date
Where do you find a no legged dog?
-Right where you left him
What did Helen Keller do when she fell down the well?
- She screamed her hands off!!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
_ From a catalog
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