Ok, here's another:
A rich white guy decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited a few of his buddies. He also invited Leroy, the only black guest at the party. He held the party in the backyard of his mansion.
Everybody was having a good time drinking, dancing, talking to the ladies. At the height of the party, the rich white guy said, "I have a man-eating alligator in my pool and I will give anyone a million dollars if he is man enough to jump in."
All of a sudden there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool! HE WAS FIGHTING THE ALLIGATOR AND KICKING IT'S ASS. He was doing head butts, jabs, chokeholds, all kinds of moves. Water was splashing, the alligator was screaming. Leroy finally strangled the alligator and it sunk to the bottom. Leroy then slowly got out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him. The rich white guy said, "Damn......I guess I owe you a million dollars..."
Leroy said,"No, that's okay."
The rich white guy said, "Man, I have to give you something, you won the bet. How about half a million?" Leroy said no. The rich white guy said "Come on, I insist on giving you something......how about stock options....a Rolex......maybe a Porsche....?
Again, Leroy said "No".
The confused rich white guy said, "Well Leroy, what do you want?"
Leroy said," I just want the muthafucka who pushed me in the pool."
[This message has been edited by SkeeBunny (edited July 26, 2000).]
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